'Adrian Lessons' was almost a winner. Almost.

Adrian Lessons is a funny, sexy New Adult read that took me on a roller coaster of emotions. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I enjoyed the whole thing.

I came in with low expectations. I knew it was going to be a light and quick read and I was right. But I didn't know it was going to be super funny. It started so good. I was giggling uncontrollably at Cleo's failed attempts at writing erotic scenes for Marie's romance book. Looking back, the self-deprecating humor reminded me of Sophie Kinsella's stand-alone novels and I thought, this is going to be so good and I'll probably give this 5 stars. And for a while it was really good. Cleo was laugh-out-loud funny, Adrian's a smart, sexy Greek god and the sexual tension is palpable. For a while there, I had fun.

Then it became too much. I found Cleo's humor to be inappropriate sometimes. It felt like her default reaction to anything is to laugh or to make a joke out of things and it became annoying after a while. Plus, Adrian is not only smart and eloquent and sweet and sexy and handsome as hell -- he's also filthy rich! And he's been obsessed with Cleo since high school. It was so convenient that it felt too good to be true.

I should also point out that Cleo has a secret, which was pretty obvious since the early parts of the book. And oh, she has an annoying sister.

How about the sex, you ask? This book's all about a terribly long foreplay, literally and figuratively. Cleo and Adrian only had actual sex in the last parts of the book and by that time it already felt, at least for me, forced and more of a necessity, something to appease readers like me who got bored with all the foreplay. All the back and forth, especially from Cleo's end, affected the overall tempo of the book, from rushing to dragging to rushing and back again. It's exhausting.

And there's too much sex! Think Fifty Shades-frequency of sex, except this has more foreplay than actual sex. At least with Fifty Shades we know that Christian did it just for sex's sake but here, Adrian's lust for Cleo was disguised as love. Ugh.

Can you feel my frustration? I had high hopes for Adrian Lessons because the first few chapters were really good. It's a real shame that it wasn't able to sustain the momentum. But hey, if you're looking for something funny and sexy, this is it.

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